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peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

1 day ago with 84,399 notes — via encharmed, © itsaisha5hah



bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

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Edward Scissorhands, 1990

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Shout out to the people at work who say “shout out to me because _____” for ducking their own dick and sounding stupid at the same time

1 day ago



I’m so mature guys

I’m so mature guys

2 days ago with 3 notes



att:

#X pauses the conversation until you get there. No text is worth a life.

Artwork by Matthew Williamson 

att:

#X pauses the conversation until you get there. No text is worth a life.

Artwork by Matthew Williamson 

3 days ago with 36,484 notes — via att



lukeskywalkersseveredhand:

posthumorlessly:

thetallblacknerd:

sugahsrevolution:

lucyintheskywithfandoms:

#the moment I knew I had to be indiana jones

This was actually Harrison Ford improvising. There was supposed to be a long complicated battle where he used the whip to disarm the guy, but Harrison had dysentery and it was hot and he said “Hey Steven can I just shoot him?” and Spielberg liked it so much it went in the movie.

Dysentery never looks so delicious

That guy who he shot spent months training with the sword

Ford was literally on the verge of dying during this part of the production.

First rule of the Doctor Jones fandom ALWAYS reblog this gifset when it comes on your dashboard.

3 days ago with 211,134 notes — via arnkris003



neatpotatoes:

me during the whole month of october 

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So apparently next week I’m getting promoted… not believing a single thing until there’s a sty of keys in my hand. Also I’m apparently the new protege of my store and a manager wants to take me under his wing… no thank you. Just promote me, give me 40+ hours every week, and have me work Saturdays.

3 days ago



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americanhighwayflower:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#what the government doesn’t WANT you to see

americanhighwayflower:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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