very into charts about naps
This is very useful for when I go back to uni.
White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke
This is a generalization.
case in point
Edward Scissorhands, 1990
Shout out to the people at work who say “shout out to me because _____” for ducking their own dick and sounding stupid at the same time
#X pauses the conversation until you get there. No text is worth a life.
Artwork by Matthew Williamson
This was actually Harrison Ford improvising. There was supposed to be a long complicated battle where he used the whip to disarm the guy, but Harrison had dysentery and it was hot and he said “Hey Steven can I just shoot him?” and Spielberg liked it so much it went in the movie.
Dysentery never looks so delicious
That guy who he shot spent months training with the sword
Ford was literally on the verge of dying during this part of the production.
First rule of the Doctor Jones fandom ALWAYS reblog this gifset when it comes on your dashboard.
me during the whole month of october
So apparently next week I’m getting promoted… not believing a single thing until there’s a sty of keys in my hand. Also I’m apparently the new protege of my store and a manager wants to take me under his wing… no thank you. Just promote me, give me 40+ hours every week, and have me work Saturdays.
A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!