this post is sarcastic
but if its being sarcastic about being sarcastic, then isn’t it not being sarcastic?
and if its not being sarcastic, isnt it being sarcastic?
i need to sit down
Like I can hear my district manager and store manager talking and it’s someone I like who might get fired. Anyone but her please
So someone lost the controller to our interactive (cus it ain’t plugged in) (and only available to us workers) and I think someone is getting fired
if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper
“slut means the end in swedish”
this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD
12 major transfer of the summer version “Transfer market”.
And the closing managers yesterday forgot to close the midst important register yesterday… joy
On a side note if someone from work every found my tumblr I’m sure I would get fired
So I’m in time and my manager isn’t… thus is why I should have keys. Also I’ve never been self conscious annoy the pink shirt I’m wearing until today….
Only farmers understand these farmer meme
i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato
looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
Fast Lane behind the scenes