heart of the cards on you bitch ass niggas
the only thing i hate about football is that so many fans are racist. it’s disgusting and incredibly sad.
So I still have a nice little buzz from last night. I could have gotten laid but I decided not to fuck a co-worker. And I think I burnt my thumb… must have been a good night
Can’t find the dildo in the last pic
Bench: Ter Stegen, Montoya, Pique, Xavi, Sergi Roberto, Munir, Sandro
So I totally conned an Argentinean customer to get the membership card just by speaking Spanish and telling him that his country was beautiful… I feel so ashamed but I don’t care. It’s them or me …
Evolution of the Desk (1980-2014)
i cant find tumblr
Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it
when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences: