So I totally conned an Argentinean customer to get the membership card just by speaking Spanish and telling him that his country was beautiful… I feel so ashamed but I don’t care. It’s them or me …

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Evolution of the Desk (1980-2014)

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"La fortuna non cade dal cielo. La fortuna sceglie. E noi non stiamo nella lista."
— Margaret Mazzantini - Nessuno si salva da solo (via vuotiemozionali)
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Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

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First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

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First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

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When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???

you decide

Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next

polish person trying to get themself noticed

portuguese person trying to hush other people

Chinese person trying to do calculations

swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation

Dutch person sarcastically agreeing with you.

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The President of France Getting Left Hanging [x]

Previously: The King of Sweden Wearing Silly Hats

Me IRL. 

HE FINALLY DID IT LOOK HOW SATISFIED HE IS

THANKS OBAMA

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cruyffsbeckenbauer → No it is not. Ter stegen was injured and by default Bravo got those games. Now people want to pretend that is just how it should be since Bravo didn't do anything wrong. Well neither did ter Stegen. And quality wise ter Stegen is better. He might be young, but he is better. He also improves with time. Give him some time and he will be better than Neuer. I need ter Stegen to leave this team if this is how it will be. Bravo didn't get discovered yesterday. He has been a liga keeper for some time

And this is where I feel like an outsider cus I barely know anything about the season. We should be glad we have two insanely good players who can force the other to grow in the position. Like I said I would play ter stegen as my first keeper.

And I could have seen this problem happening when we signed two world class keepers. Maybe bringing someone up from the b team would have been a better idea to some extent

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