nasturbate:

nasturbate:

nasturbate:

nasturbate:

this post is sarcastic

but if its being sarcastic about being sarcastic, then isn’t it not being sarcastic?

and if its not being sarcastic, isnt it being sarcastic?

i need to sit down

1 hour ago with 12,146 notes — via heartbeatblaugrana, © nasturbate



"You never get me. That’s the whole point."
— Looking for Alaska, John Green (via mylifeasaneerd)
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"It was not enough to be the last guy she kissed. I wanted to be the last one she loved. And I knew I wasn’t. I knew it, and I hated her for it. I hated her for not caring about me. I hated her for leaving that night, and I hated myself, too, not only because I let her go but because if I had been enough for her, she wouldn’t have even wanted to leave. She would have just lain with me and talked and cried, and I would have listened and kissed at her tears as they pooled in her eyes."
— John Green, Looking For Alaska (via ohwhereareyoualaska)
1 hour ago with 671 notes — via s-ix-feet-under, © hazwaters



"Never beg someone to stay"
— (via surendranauth)
4 hours ago with 290,958 notes — via lovemakestheworldbetter, © curse-of-curvess



Like I can hear my district manager and store manager talking and it’s someone I like who might get fired. Anyone but her please

4 hours ago with 1 note



4 hours ago with 10,470 notes — via albiceleste, © nflstreet



So someone lost the controller to our interactive (cus it ain’t plugged in) (and only available to us workers) and I think someone is getting fired

9 hours ago



xehyun:

xehyun:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD

9 hours ago with 280,795 notes — via zoeykat, © hideiwa



footballmylove245:

12 major transfer of the summer version “Transfer market”.

13 hours ago with 473 notes — via inmessionante, © footballmylove245



And the closing managers yesterday forgot to close the midst important register yesterday… joy

13 hours ago
#staying off right



On a side note if someone from work every found my tumblr I’m sure I would get fired

13 hours ago



So I’m in time and my manager isn’t… thus is why I should have keys. Also I’ve never been self conscious annoy the pink shirt I’m wearing until today….

So I’m in time and my manager isn’t… thus is why I should have keys. Also I’ve never been self conscious annoy the pink shirt I’m wearing until today….

13 hours ago with 1 note
#me #I talk about work #And I shouldn't be up at this ungodly hour



gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

22 hours ago with 156,891 notes — via english-memorial, © ernoticon



22 hours ago with 78 notes — via supernoupha, © hellyeaheminem



slimshady-is-in-all-of-us:

Fast Lane behind the scenes

slimshady-is-in-all-of-us:

Fast Lane behind the scenes

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