The phaces of waiting for El Clasico.
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This promotion feels fake…where my keys at?

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So the other day these kids kept calling me mister so I flipped out and told them the only mister I knew was my dad. I forgot that I’m mistercatalunya…

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Panic! In front of the cute girl

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Doesn’t Gerard Pique’s wife look like Shakira?”


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You’re so cute I just wanna fuck you against a wall

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Shout out to my management team for not letting me know I got promoted on Monday. I just found out today that Ive been promoted…

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Harry Potter funny pics (HAHA I love the last one :D )

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I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

and don’t forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

I’ll never regret that German’s my native language

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